Top 7 Las Vegas Hotels

I'm not really a night club guy or a gambler (anymore) and I HATE the smoking indoors.  The appeal of Sin City though is in the food, Cirque shows, people watching and just hangin by the pool.  For one reason or another you'll always be going back so don't botch it by staying at the wrong place.  Here's the list:

7.  Paris - An Eiffel Tower in the middle of the desert, how bout that.  Solid spot.

 

 

6.  Caesars Palace - The best of the old school that can still hang with the new.

5.  Venetian/Palazzo - Is at the top on some lists.  If you want it, they've got it.

4.  Mandalay Bay - House of Blues, plenty of cache and perhaps the best pools in town.

3.  The Cosmopolitan - The newest spot on the lot is super stylish and even has rooms with terraces to really enjoy the view of the strip.  Far out.

2.  City Center - With spectacular architecture and elegant artwork, City Center doesn't "feel" like traditional Vegas which is a breath of fresh air...well kinda. 

1.  Bellagio - Pure luxury and still the class of the strip.  The customer service is fantastic and they have the best buffet anywhere! 

Top 7 WWF Wrestlers

Let's face it, professional wrestling these days just doesn't have the panache that it did in the 80's.  This list doesn't measure the calibre of wrestling in the ring but rather the level of showmanship and trash talk that paid the most bills.  Here we go...

7.  Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart - The most dangerous beard in the business.

 6.  The Iron Sheik -  Iran clearly #1.

5.  "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff - A pioneer in the world of kissing your own guns.

4.  "Rowdy" Roddy Piper - Insults and slaps O'Plenty

3.  Hulk Hogan - Produced action that hit the ionosphere.

2.  "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair -  See pic...

1.  "Macho Man" Randy Savage - "You know what I like about you Macho Man?  Everything."  Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

Top 7 Worst Infomercials

When it comes to infomercials, there is a very fine line between good and bad, the absurd and the somewhat believable.  This is a monster of a category so I will have to come back with a "best" list at a later date.  Enjoy...

7.  Cami Secret - Tired of plunging neck lines?  Who isn't.

6.  Wearable Towel - Great for getting the paper.

5.  Comfort Wipe - Maintain your dignity.

4.  Aspray - Ideal for passing the wrench.

3.  Kush - Not the most creative solution to this problem.

2.  Potty Putter - A high fiber diet = lower scores. 

1.  Uro Club - On course club inspection made easy.

Top 7 Sports To Watch On TV

7.  Winter Olympics - Ice, snow and hustle...what's not to love. 

                 

6.  Summer Olympics - Track, water and sand...even more to love.

5.  NBA playoffs - The best all around athletes on the planet earning their big dollars.

4.  NHL playoffs - End to end action with a fantastic showcasing of skill.

3.  March Madness - Great format without a dime on the line for the players.

2.  Ryder Cup -  A passionate display of pride without a dime on the line either.

1.  The World Cup - How could millions of screaming fans be wrong.